Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Some things I like about a woman...

I go crazy over a woman in heels...

well-chosen heels -- not stripper or hooker heels....business/professional heels but with a naughty flair... maybe a daring print or a height just above 4 inches...

I go crazy over a woman's scent...

... perfume carefully chosen and sparingly used...just enough to catch your attention in close conversation...

...red hair... while I appreciate women with diverse characteristics, red hair is one factor that ALWAYS gets my attention...deep red, bright red... red hair and the fair skin that typically accompanies the natural redhead's body... drives me wild

...Sartorial perfection -- when not just the heels, but the whole outfit is perfect.. complementing her body, her hair... her work... clean, crisp, business-like ... but even if casual, well-chosen and well-suited for HER...

these are just a few of the things I like about women...

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

My kind of Secretary...



This is just the sort of secretary I need.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

One of my favorites...

... I love porn that is simple, pure, and clean... I know, porn isn't supposed to be those things...

But, I love to watch a lovely woman get lost in masturbation.

like this.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Room Service

This is MY kind of room service.

How to be Successful on Craigslist Personals...

We all know why we're on CL personals... to find someone and get laid!

So, how can you do it?

1) Be a REAL female. If you are a real woman and you post on CL, you will get tons of responses in the first 30 minutes... if you post a picture of yourself and are even remotely attractive, you can multiply that by 10. So, you may want to add specific instructions to weed out non-serious responders. Ask your respondents to post a keyword in the subject line of the response -- those who don't are either bots or stupid. Require a picture and only open the emails of those who respond with a picture. Delete any responses from men who show you disembodied penises. If they think their penis alone can please you, they simply can't please you.

2) If you are a guy: Post a picture of something other than your dick. Your dick by itself does little for a woman. If you have great eyes, post that. IF you look fit and trim, show off your body.

3) Guys: Write in complete sentences. Be specific. Be as honest as possible.

4) Guys: don't get pissed if a woman does not respond after seeing your pic... yes, we know you think you're superhot or have an amazing cock. But maybe she's not interested right now. Or at all. Find the girl who is... I mean, if you're going to be having sex, don't you want it to be good?

5) Use good judgment. It's probably not a great idea to just meet someone in a private location. Go somewhere semi-public first. This will help you 1) ensure they won't kidnap you and 2) assure that they are not hideous or creepy or that you just don't want to go further

6) have fun!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Guys -- this is for you!

At least, someone thinks you would be interested in this!

Monday, February 6, 2012

What'd I'd love to be doing with Chick!

this is an amazing photo...and it's exactly what I'd like to do with Chick