Wednesday, February 8, 2012

How to be Successful on Craigslist Personals...

We all know why we're on CL personals... to find someone and get laid!

So, how can you do it?

1) Be a REAL female. If you are a real woman and you post on CL, you will get tons of responses in the first 30 minutes... if you post a picture of yourself and are even remotely attractive, you can multiply that by 10. So, you may want to add specific instructions to weed out non-serious responders. Ask your respondents to post a keyword in the subject line of the response -- those who don't are either bots or stupid. Require a picture and only open the emails of those who respond with a picture. Delete any responses from men who show you disembodied penises. If they think their penis alone can please you, they simply can't please you.

2) If you are a guy: Post a picture of something other than your dick. Your dick by itself does little for a woman. If you have great eyes, post that. IF you look fit and trim, show off your body.

3) Guys: Write in complete sentences. Be specific. Be as honest as possible.

4) Guys: don't get pissed if a woman does not respond after seeing your pic... yes, we know you think you're superhot or have an amazing cock. But maybe she's not interested right now. Or at all. Find the girl who is... I mean, if you're going to be having sex, don't you want it to be good?

5) Use good judgment. It's probably not a great idea to just meet someone in a private location. Go somewhere semi-public first. This will help you 1) ensure they won't kidnap you and 2) assure that they are not hideous or creepy or that you just don't want to go further

6) have fun!

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