This is just the sort of secretary I need.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Thursday, February 9, 2012
One of my favorites...
... I love porn that is simple, pure, and clean... I know, porn isn't supposed to be those things...
But, I love to watch a lovely woman get lost in masturbation.
like this.
But, I love to watch a lovely woman get lost in masturbation.
like this.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
How to be Successful on Craigslist Personals...
We all know why we're on CL personals... to find someone and get laid!
So, how can you do it?
1) Be a REAL female. If you are a real woman and you post on CL, you will get tons of responses in the first 30 minutes... if you post a picture of yourself and are even remotely attractive, you can multiply that by 10. So, you may want to add specific instructions to weed out non-serious responders. Ask your respondents to post a keyword in the subject line of the response -- those who don't are either bots or stupid. Require a picture and only open the emails of those who respond with a picture. Delete any responses from men who show you disembodied penises. If they think their penis alone can please you, they simply can't please you.
2) If you are a guy: Post a picture of something other than your dick. Your dick by itself does little for a woman. If you have great eyes, post that. IF you look fit and trim, show off your body.
3) Guys: Write in complete sentences. Be specific. Be as honest as possible.
4) Guys: don't get pissed if a woman does not respond after seeing your pic... yes, we know you think you're superhot or have an amazing cock. But maybe she's not interested right now. Or at all. Find the girl who is... I mean, if you're going to be having sex, don't you want it to be good?
5) Use good judgment. It's probably not a great idea to just meet someone in a private location. Go somewhere semi-public first. This will help you 1) ensure they won't kidnap you and 2) assure that they are not hideous or creepy or that you just don't want to go further
6) have fun!
So, how can you do it?
1) Be a REAL female. If you are a real woman and you post on CL, you will get tons of responses in the first 30 minutes... if you post a picture of yourself and are even remotely attractive, you can multiply that by 10. So, you may want to add specific instructions to weed out non-serious responders. Ask your respondents to post a keyword in the subject line of the response -- those who don't are either bots or stupid. Require a picture and only open the emails of those who respond with a picture. Delete any responses from men who show you disembodied penises. If they think their penis alone can please you, they simply can't please you.
2) If you are a guy: Post a picture of something other than your dick. Your dick by itself does little for a woman. If you have great eyes, post that. IF you look fit and trim, show off your body.
3) Guys: Write in complete sentences. Be specific. Be as honest as possible.
4) Guys: don't get pissed if a woman does not respond after seeing your pic... yes, we know you think you're superhot or have an amazing cock. But maybe she's not interested right now. Or at all. Find the girl who is... I mean, if you're going to be having sex, don't you want it to be good?
5) Use good judgment. It's probably not a great idea to just meet someone in a private location. Go somewhere semi-public first. This will help you 1) ensure they won't kidnap you and 2) assure that they are not hideous or creepy or that you just don't want to go further
6) have fun!
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Monday, February 6, 2012
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
The Librarian
She walks to the upper floor of the library...the aroma of books envelops her... and she loves it, she is at home.
Her deep red hair is pinned in a tight bun -- her bright eyes are framed by dark, tortoise-rimmed glasses.
Her thick, luscious lips are softly touched in a kind, welcoming red.
Her skirt is dark and her ass fills it out nicely... her white shirt cannot hide deliciously large breasts and a nearly perfect cleavage...freckles on pale skin inviting second looks...
her shoes are t-strap mary janes with a 4-inch heel. click, click, click she goes on the tile.... her face serious, but smiling inside.
She comes to the area of the "quiet rooms" -- places for serious patrons to study and keep books -- each with a desk, a chair, and a narrow window in it's wooden door
at the corner room, she notices him...she's seen him before. Always in a button-down oxford, khakis, dark glasses... nerdy, but serious and with a trim, fit build. He's not tall, but lately, she's found herself a fan of men of his type...quiet, strong, mysterious...
She notes that no one is around and stops to get a closer look...
He is simply sitting in the chair... leaning back a bit ... and she's quite sure she's noticed a bit of a bulge in the khakis...
She giggles to herself...but..she can't move on...
His hand moves to his belt... loosens it...and her eyes widen, flash with brightness...
(What is he doing, she wonders?)
As he unzips, there's no doubt his pants were bulging... dark grey boxer briefs are stretched with the outline of his member... Her mouth starts to water a bit...
He strokes himself over the fabric... and his head tilts back as he massages gently... his cock growing and its head poking up over the waistband...
She looks around... no one. She certainly isn't going to leave this show...for as long as it may last.
He eases his pants down a bit, then urges the boxer briefs down, too...
His cock and balls are exposed now... nice, not huge, but solid... thick veins pulsing blood ...
He licks his hand... and then places it on the head of his member... strokes down... all the way to his balls...back up the shaft
watching it twitch, she feels a tingle in her pussy...
His eyes are closed now..he is lost in the fantasy...
She can see his lips mouthing a word... maybe a couple words... as he strokes gently, slowly... letting himself enjoy this study break...
Her panties are undeniably wet now... and she wants more...
She turns the knob of the door gently... opens it ... he doesn't move a muscle... doesn't look at all
With his eyes still closed, she steps in... closes the door carefully behind her...
She can see his glistening cock...his hands working their magic on it...
And she can hear his deep, rhythmic breathing...
And...she hears her name.... under his breath... hungrily ... "Amy.... oh, Amy... oh god, Amy... " he says...
Could he really be saying her name...? They'd not really spoken...but, surely, he knew who she was... he was there every day
"Amy... Amy... I love your lips, Amy... Amy... you feel so good on me... mmm...mmm...Amy... yes...yes..."
He is totally lost ... the head of his member now purple, shiny, large...
She watches eagerly as he explodes... "Amy, oh fuck, oh Amy, oh my god, Amy..." he grunts... as streams of hot, white cum explode from his dick...
She's kneeling in front of him now... there's no way to get out...
And he sees her... his cock semi-hard, dangling from khakis...
His face relaxed, warm...and now...shocked...
But he just smiles...
He's too spent for much more...
"Nice to meet you" she says...
"Yes. Yes. Nice to meet the object of my fantasies," he replies
She melts... and says: "We'll have to talk again sometime..."
He admires her luscious figure as she walks out, closes the door, and moves on... click, click, click..
Perhaps the next time he's in the quiet room, she'll join him for the study break.
Her deep red hair is pinned in a tight bun -- her bright eyes are framed by dark, tortoise-rimmed glasses.
Her thick, luscious lips are softly touched in a kind, welcoming red.
Her skirt is dark and her ass fills it out nicely... her white shirt cannot hide deliciously large breasts and a nearly perfect cleavage...freckles on pale skin inviting second looks...
her shoes are t-strap mary janes with a 4-inch heel. click, click, click she goes on the tile.... her face serious, but smiling inside.
She comes to the area of the "quiet rooms" -- places for serious patrons to study and keep books -- each with a desk, a chair, and a narrow window in it's wooden door
at the corner room, she notices him...she's seen him before. Always in a button-down oxford, khakis, dark glasses... nerdy, but serious and with a trim, fit build. He's not tall, but lately, she's found herself a fan of men of his type...quiet, strong, mysterious...
She notes that no one is around and stops to get a closer look...
He is simply sitting in the chair... leaning back a bit ... and she's quite sure she's noticed a bit of a bulge in the khakis...
She giggles to herself...but..she can't move on...
His hand moves to his belt... loosens it...and her eyes widen, flash with brightness...
(What is he doing, she wonders?)
As he unzips, there's no doubt his pants were bulging... dark grey boxer briefs are stretched with the outline of his member... Her mouth starts to water a bit...
He strokes himself over the fabric... and his head tilts back as he massages gently... his cock growing and its head poking up over the waistband...
She looks around... no one. She certainly isn't going to leave this show...for as long as it may last.
He eases his pants down a bit, then urges the boxer briefs down, too...
His cock and balls are exposed now... nice, not huge, but solid... thick veins pulsing blood ...
He licks his hand... and then places it on the head of his member... strokes down... all the way to his balls...back up the shaft
watching it twitch, she feels a tingle in her pussy...
His eyes are closed now..he is lost in the fantasy...
She can see his lips mouthing a word... maybe a couple words... as he strokes gently, slowly... letting himself enjoy this study break...
Her panties are undeniably wet now... and she wants more...
She turns the knob of the door gently... opens it ... he doesn't move a muscle... doesn't look at all
With his eyes still closed, she steps in... closes the door carefully behind her...
She can see his glistening cock...his hands working their magic on it...
And she can hear his deep, rhythmic breathing...
And...she hears her name.... under his breath... hungrily ... "Amy.... oh, Amy... oh god, Amy... " he says...
Could he really be saying her name...? They'd not really spoken...but, surely, he knew who she was... he was there every day
"Amy... Amy... I love your lips, Amy... Amy... you feel so good on me... mmm...mmm...Amy... yes...yes..."
He is totally lost ... the head of his member now purple, shiny, large...
She watches eagerly as he explodes... "Amy, oh fuck, oh Amy, oh my god, Amy..." he grunts... as streams of hot, white cum explode from his dick...
She's kneeling in front of him now... there's no way to get out...
And he sees her... his cock semi-hard, dangling from khakis...
His face relaxed, warm...and now...shocked...
But he just smiles...
He's too spent for much more...
"Nice to meet you" she says...
"Yes. Yes. Nice to meet the object of my fantasies," he replies
She melts... and says: "We'll have to talk again sometime..."
He admires her luscious figure as she walks out, closes the door, and moves on... click, click, click..
Perhaps the next time he's in the quiet room, she'll join him for the study break.
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